Books! Who wants some?

Many of you know I’m a book person. I’m not a freak who posts memes attempting to prove how interesting I am where I say that my life revolves around them but every time I move, someone (usually me) gets hurt moving the many boxes that contain the myriad books that I’ve collected throughout the years.

Because of my recent employment nonsense, I decided to sell off a large amount of my collection. For the most part it’s been going well and I’m still doing it but the clutter is starting to really tick me off and I wanted to do a big push and see if I could get a some of this stuff out of here by having you all look at the list and see if any of you want this stuff. Yes it is free. No, I’m not asking for money, I’m simply asking you to get it out of my house. Catch? You come get it or if you live in another state, the shipping is on your dime. I’ll post the cost for shipping based on number of book selections below.

Rules (Yes there are rules):

1.  You need to act fast because this stuff is still listed on Amazon right now so if it’s sold, the person who bought it gets it. This isn’t an auction where you outbid them and you get it. I have to respect the buyer. But if it’s available, it’s yours.

2. First come, first serve. If it’s spoken for, I don’t want to hear any complaints. There’s no threat here, it’s just not cool to whine. We’re all adults here.

3.       You can claim it by commenting AND e-mailing me. Please do both because otherwise I won’t know.

4.       There’s no limit to how much shit you can take, I really don’t care. Like I said, get it out of my house. But if you are taking a TON of stuff (like more than 5 items), PLEASE consider buying or donating? It would help me a lot since the unemployment office is still lubing up to fuck me in the ass and I can’t even afford to feed my cat. *Cue violins* Yeah I know, pathetic.

Alright, enough with the sob story, no one cares (least of all me!) we’re all responsible for our own mess lol. On with the good shit! Have fun and BE NICE to each other.

Non-Fiction

Delmar’s Comprehensive Medical Assisting and Medical Assisting Competencies (BIG green book – Likely some writing and highlighting in here)

Teach Yourself Hieroglyphics

How to Start and Run Your Own Record Label

Exploring Medical Language (Medical Terminology – There is likely some writing in this)

Human Body In Health and Disease (Again, likely some margin notes and highlights)

 Intro to the Human Body (College level A&P text book, likely outdated as it was published in 1994)

 Palaces That Changed the World

 The Complete Book of Astrology

 My Cat Hates You

 Complete Idiot’s Guide to Publishing Magazine Articles

 Anatomy of the Spirit (Highlights, it was bought this way, apparently the individual found these passages to be of use…)

 All You Need to Know About the Music Business (Circa 1997… this is outdated but some of the advice does hold up)

 Train Wreck: The Life and Dead of Anna Nicole Smith (Her own mother wrote this… so, yeah. Sad).

 Home – Julie Andrews’ Memoir

 The Dalai Lama’s little book of wisdom

 Buckland’s Complete Book of Witchcraft

The Hidden World of Relationships/Birthdays (two separate books but I’ll give you both)

 The Day the American Revolution Began

Fiction

Going Postal – Terry Pratchett

 The Inferno – Dante

 The King of Torts – John Grisham

 The Broker – John Grisham

 Run for your Life – James Patterson

 Four Past Midnight – Stephen King

 The Talisman – Stephen King

 The Green Mile – Stephen King

 The Vinyl Princess – Yvonne Prinz (GREAT book, read this many times and it’s time to pass it on to someone else who would enjoy this story. A music lover would enjoy this).

 The Lady Elizabeth – Alison Weir (Another one I’ve read multiple times)

 Daddy – Loup Durand

 The Devil’s Queen: A Novel of Catherine de Medici – Jeanne Kalogridis

 Night Shift (Jill Kismet Series) – Lilith Saintcrow

 Shutter Island – Dennis Lehane

 The Taking – Dean Koontz

 The Mists of Avalon – Bradley Marion Zimmer

 The Sign – Raymond Khoury

 Nocturne – Elaine Bergstrom

 The Dragon and the Unicorn – A.A. Attanasio

 Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister – Gregory Maguire (somehow I have 3 copies of this, I keep getting it as a gift lol)

So find something you like? Locals, contact me to arrange a time and date to come get your stuff.  If I’ve never met you before, I might have you meet me nearby since I don’t like strangers in my house. I’m weird like that.

Out of towners/and others:

USPS is the cheapest you’ll get with flat rate shipping so here’s the dilly…

Small flat rate box (good for mass market paperback) 8-5/8" x 5-3/8" x 1-5/8": $5.80

Medium flat rate box (they come in two different types and these are good for multiple books  (1) 13-5/8" x 11-7/8" x 3-3/8"  (2) 11" x 8-1/2" x 5-1/2"):  $12.35

Large flat rate (if you really need this you’re nuts… but ok (1) 13-5/8" x 11-7/8" x 3-3/8" (2)
11" x 8-1/2" x 5-1/2"): $44.95

I’ll give this until the end of July and if I don’t have this shit out of here, off to the library and/or local donation center/garbage.

Thanks all!